What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

If you lived in South Africa, would you support nuclear power as a solution to the country's energy woes?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What are the bitter truths of life one should know?

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After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

Do you think Trump is gambling with the lives of millions of people by getting involved in Russia-Ukraine relations?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?